T-Rex's are not Vegetarians

Submission by Mike Bade.

Dinosaurs Can't Do - Parachuting

A T-Rex can't parachute for lunch. Fail.

Submission by Mike Bade.

Dinosaurs Can Do - Football

A T-Rex can play football, and block field goals.

Submission by Mike Bade.

Dinosaurs Can't Do - Doggie Paddle

A T-Rex can't doggie paddle.

Submission by Mike Bade.

Short Arms

A T-Rex cannot eat at a regular table.
Submission by Mike Bade.

Prehistoric Sunshade

This is what it might have been like in the Cretaceous period for whenever the T-Rex wanted to vacation to the beach. They had beach chairs and margaritas, but I guess no sunshades.
Submission by Mike Bade.